Best White Elephant Gifts (2026)

Steal-worthy white elephant gifts — hilarious, clever, and surprisingly useful picks that win every gift exchange.

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Quick Summary: Our Top 3 Picks

ProductBest ForPriceRating
Burrito Tortilla Throw BlanketCASOFUGreat pick$39.99
Pooping Puppies 1000 Piece Jigsaw PuzzleFunwaresYour white elephant gift is basically guaranteed to land. A thousand pieces of pure silly, and unlike most gag gifts, you'll actually want to assemble this thing.$19.99
Electric Wine Bottle OpenerGenericGreat pick$24.99
Burrito Tortilla Throw Blanket
#1
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CASOFU

Burrito Tortilla Throw Blanket

$39.99
Pooping Puppies 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
#2
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Funwares

Pooping Puppies 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

Your white elephant gift is basically guaranteed to land. A thousand pieces of pure silly, and unlike most gag gifts, you'll actually want to assemble this thing.

$19.99
#3
#3
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Electric Wine Bottle Opener

$24.99
#4
#4
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Snacking Chopsticks

Your friends will actually fight over these at the white elephant table. Quirky enough to get laughs, practical enough that someone will actually use them, weird enough to spark real conversation.

$12.99
#5
#5
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Weighted Eye Mask for Sleep

$19.99
#6
#6
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Battery Organizer with Tester

Keep a battery organizer in your junk drawer and you'll actually know what you have instead of that panic at midnight when nothing works. White elephant gold because it's genuinely useful but weird enough to be fun.

$18.99
#7
#7
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Wine Condoms (Silicone Bottle Stoppers)

Perfect for the wine lover who appreciates a good laugh, these silly silicone stoppers actually keep bottles fresh—so your gift is equal parts funny and genuinely useful. It's the kind of unexpected present that gets stolen multiple times during the exchange.

$12.99
#8
#8
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Mini Portable Bluetooth Karaoke Machine

$29.99
#9
#9
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Funny Coffee Mug - Bathroom Humor

It's the kind of gag gift that actually lands—funny enough to get laughs during the exchange, but useful enough that people will actually keep it on their desk instead of regifting it next year.

$15.99
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Vinyl Record Coasters

If your friend won't stop talking about vinyl, at least make them useful for something. These coasters let them protect their furniture while they're mid-story about their rare pressings.

$14.99
Platypus Jar Scraper
#11
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Genuine Fred

Platypus Jar Scraper

$8.99
#12
#12
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Infinity Sudoku Puzzle Cube

$12.99
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#13
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Wearable Blanket Hoodie

Your coworkers will actually want to steal this one back—it's the kind of gag gift that's legitimately useful, so everyone leaves the exchange happy instead of awkwardly laughing at something they'll never use.

$29.99
#14
#14
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New York Times Games

Wordle Board Game

$19.99
#15
#15
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LEGO

LEGO Botanical Cherry Blossom Set

You'll love watching someone's face light up as they build something beautiful they'll actually want to display—it's the perfect gift that feels thoughtful without being too serious, and it works for basically anyone on your list.

$49.99
#16
#16
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Funny Office Rubber Stamps

$12.99
#17
#17
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Pasta Novelty Scented Candle

If you want people laughing at the gift exchange but actually fighting over it afterward, this hits the spot—it's weird enough to be memorable but smells good enough that whoever gets it will actually burn it.

$19.99
#18
#18
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Andy Warhol Pop Art Crayons

People will actually want to steal these from your desk. They're real crayons that work, but they're also Warhol pop art, so they're worth keeping around just to look at.

$16.99
#19
#19
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Poo-Pourri

Poo-Pourri Essential Oil Drops

Funny enough that people will actually laugh, practical enough they'll use it, and weird enough they'll remember it. Plus honestly, everyone needs this.

$9.99
#20
#20
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Bob Ross Chia Pet

If they're into Bob Ross or just appreciate weird plant stuff, this chia pet is genuinely funny—watching his afro slowly sprout seeds is the kind of gift that actually gets talked about.

$24.99
#21
#21
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Secret Sunscreen Flask

People will do a double-take when they realize that sunscreen bottle is actually a flask. It's one of those gifts that immediately becomes the story of the night.

$19.99
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#22
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Desktop Vacuum Cleaner

Your coworkers will laugh until 2pm when someone needs their keyboard cleaned and you're suddenly the person with the actual useful thing on their desk.

$24.99
#23
#23
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Spin the Shot Drinking Game

People actually fight over this at white elephant exchanges. It's one of those games that keeps everyone engaged for hours, so unlike most gifts, it won't end up in a closet.

$12.99

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